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Islami SMS

1).    The beautiful word is ALLAH,
            Most beautiful song is AZAN,
            Best exercise is NAMAZ,
            World perfect book is QURAN,
            And You are so lucky if YOU are a MUSALMAN

2).  Life is Test,Islam is best,
            Namaz is must,Aakhrut is for rest,
            World is only dust, If Quran is in chest, nothing need next,
            Obey ALLAH first. 1st success wil b next. 

3). Happy Moments - PRAISE ALLAH
           Happy Moments - PRAISE ALLAH
           Difficult Moments- SEEK ALLAH
           Quiet Moments - WORSHIP ALLAH
           Painful Moments - TRUST ALLAH
           Moment By Moment - THANK ALLAH

4). I ask Allah 2 make u happy, make u smile,
           I ask Allah 2 make u happy, make u smile, guide u safely, though every  mile, grant u wealth, give u health & most of all grant u paradise!

5). The Shortest Distance between a Problem a
            The Shortest Distance b/w a Problem and it's Solution is the               Distance between your Knees and the Floor. The one who Kneels to Allah   (Ta'ala) can Stand Up to Anything.

6). Verily, Allah does not look towards your
           Verily, Allah does not look towards your bodies nor towards your  appearances. But, he looks towards your hearts. (Muslim)

7). Allahs blessings are a treasure s
         Allahs blessings are a treasure so true that their value cannot be  measured and one of Allahs blessings is you!

8). Watch your Thoughts, they become Words!
          Watch your Thoughts, they become Words! Watch your Words, they   become Actions! Watch your Actions, they become Habits! Watch your Habits, they become Character! Watch your CHARACTER! ..It becomes your DESTINY!!!

9). And whenever you give your word,
          And whenever you give your word, say the truth

[surah al-An’am;  6:152]

10). "The most beloved of deeds to Allah
“         "The most beloved of deeds to Allah is the one that is continuous, even if it is little.”
“The most beloved of food to Allah
“The most beloved of food to Allah is that which is touched by many hands (i.e., shared among many people).”
The most beloved of speech to
“The most beloved of speech to Allah is that a person should say, ‘Subhaan Allah wa bi hamdih (Glory and praise be to Allah)’.”

11).  If one with whose religion and character
           “If one with whose religion and character you are pleased comes to  you (to seek your daughter’s hand in marriage), then marry (your daughter) to him.”

12).  If Allah sends you some provision
           “If Allah sends you some provision without you looking forward to it or asking others for it, then take it.”

13).  If you ask Allah for anything,
           “If you ask Allah for anything, then ask Him for al-Firdaws (the highest level of Paradise).”
14).    If your good deeds please you and your bad deed
             “If your good deeds please you and your bad deeds upset you, then you are a mu’min (believer).”

15).   If you hear the call to prayer,
             “If you hear the call to prayer, then respond to the one who is calling you to Allah.”

16).    If you hear the call to prayer,
             “If you hear the call to prayer, then say something like the muadhhin says.”

17).   If a man becomes angry and says
            “If a man becomes angry and says ‘A’udhu Billah (I seek refuge with Allah),’ his anger will cease.”

18).   If a man says ‘Ya seedi (sir)’ to a munaafiq
            “If a man says ‘Ya seedi (sir)’ to a munaafiq (hypocrite), he earns the wrath of his Lord.”

19). God did not promise days without
            God did not promise days without pain,Laughter without sorrow; sun without rain.But He did promise strength 4 the day, Comfort 4 the tears; and light 4 our way.

 20).Morning Prayer: I'll walk this day in faith dear Lord,
           Morning Prayer: I'll walk this day in faith dear Lord,
           No foe, no storm i'll fear, but trusting in your precious word, I am safe for You are near.
21). Never a weakness that He can't fill,
            Never a weakness that He can't fill,
            Never a sickness that He can't heal,
            Never a sorrow that He dsn't share,
            Moment by moment- you are under GOD's care.

22). God said don't look around because you'll be impressed,
            God said don't look around because you'll be impressed,
            Don't look down you'll be depressed,
            Just look to me all the time and you'll be blessed

23).  What's the fastest thing on earth?
             What's the fastest thing on earth?
             Bullet?
             Nah. Sound?
             Not quite. Light? Almost.
             Answer: Prayer...
             Bcoz it reaches Heaven even before you can say it. Have a nice day

24). God can reach each falling tears.
            God can reach each falling tears.
            He sees the heart that needs a cheer.
            He knows the path that's hard and dear...
            Don't ever give up coz He is near

25).  Prayer is an open line to Heaven.
            Prayer is an open line to Heaven.
            No cards to use, no low battery problem, no error,
            No charging, always good signal and all messages sent.
            Make prayer a habit like Texting.

26). Verily! Allah commands that you should render
            Verily! Allah commands that you should render back the trusts to those to whom they are due [surah al-Nisa’; 4:58]

 27). And let not your hand be tied (like a miser)
            And let not your hand be tied (like a miser) to your neck, nor stretch it forth to its utmost reach (like a spendthrift) [surah al-Isra’; 17:29]

 28). And take a provision (with you) for the journey,
            And take a provision (with you) for the journey, but the best provision is al-taqwa (piety, righteousness) [surah al-Baqarah; 2:197]

29).And whosoever fears Allaah and keeps his duty
           And whosoever fears Allaah and keeps his duty to Him, He will make a way for him to get out (from every difficulty) [surah al-Talaq; 65:2]

 30).And whosoever puts his trust in Allah,
           And whosoever puts his trust in Allah, then He will suffice him [surah al-Talaq; 65:3]

 31).By no means shall you attain al-birr (righteousness)
           By no means shall you attain al-birr (righteousness) until you spend (in Allaah’s cause) of that which you love [surah al ‘Imran; 3:92]

32).And give not a thing in order
           And give not a thing in order to have more (or consider not your deeds of obedience to Allah as a favour to Allah) [surah al-Muddaththir; 74:6]

 33).“Pay attention to Allah a
          “Pay attention to Allah and He will pay attention to you.”

34).“Make sure your food is good (
          “Make sure your food is good (halal and bought with halal earnings), and you will be one whose prayers are answered.”

35).“Be content with what Allah
          “Be content with what Allah has given you, and you will be the richest of people.”

 36).“The thing that weighs most heavily
          “The thing that weighs most heavily in the balance (of good deeds) is a good attitude.”

 

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Friendship SMS

1).  U Fraud U Cheat U Idiot U Monkey I Nasty creature..

          No matter wat people call you.. You'll always be my friend forever..!!

2).  Life is all about waking up each day to discover something new,

          about meeting people but making new conversations,

          walking through old roads but still feeling nice about it,

          realizing that you have grown a day older but still feeling young at heart,

          meeting busy schedules but still finding time for old friends,

          being nostalgic about by gone days but looking forward to better days,

          wanting to shoot d idiot who sent such a long msg but still manage to sms.

3).  Dua Karte hain hum sir jhukaye, Ae dost tu apni manzil ko paye,

          agar kabhi teri rahon mein andhera aye, Roshni ke liye khuda hum ko jalaye

4).  There r 3 chambers in my HEART. 1 for papa. 1 for maa. 1 4 God. Oh! what abt u my frnd?

          Sorry no place 4 u in my heart...coz frendz r my heartbeat

5).   You r my sweet SONA
         I don't want u KHONA
         I want a place in your heart's KONA
         Otherwise i will start RONA
         Atleast Good Morning to kar LONA

6).  Duniya mein sirf saat cheez famous hai

       1. Apun

       2. Apun ka face

       3. Apun ka aawaz

       4. Apun ka walk

       5. Apun ka smile

       6. Apun ka style

        7. Apun..bole to Tum..apun ka Yaar

7).  Friends are the BEST part of our LIVES....

           and the BEST VITAMIN 4 making FRIENS is VITAMIN B1

           Thanx 4 "B"eing"1".

8).  Everything in this world is so fine, But everything in this world is not mine,

          But there is one thing which is divine & thats your friendship which is mine.

9).  I Live by Faith

          & not by Sight

          So whether i

          See u

          or not, i know

         u r still d same.....a Friend

         Worth Keeping Till The End.

10).  9

             messages received

             1

            Hi!

             2

           How r u?

            3

          Hope ur ok

           4

          Miss u!

          5

         Miss me?

         6

        Be happy!

        7

       Take Care

        8

        Bye!

        9

       bad time, no money so I sent 9 sms in 1.

11). Love is not only made for lovers; its also for friends who luv each other  better than lovers.

12).  Friendship..is just like war..

             Easy to starts..

             Difficult to End..

             Impossible to forget..

             so I m having a war with you..

             I Hope that u dont want peace.

13). Softly the leaves of memory fall, Slowly i'll gather n pick thm all,            Bcz 2dy 2morow n till my life is through, i'll always cherish knwng a person LIKE U.

14).  A friend is someone who sees the first tear in ur eyes, holds the next one and makes sure that d third 1 doesn't even think of coming out.

15). A Good Friend is not like d rain tht pours & goes.. its more like d air,

           sumtimes keepin quiet but its alwys there, constantly hangin around...

16).   Ho sakta hai baarish aane se nadi nilli na ho. Ho sakta hai dhoop padne se      sarson peli na ho.

             Par aisa kaise ho sakta hai , ki aapki yaad aaye aur aankh gili na ho...

17).   Birth is the start of life.

             Beauty is art of life.

             Mystery & risk are part of life.

             But friends like u r heart of LIFE !!!

19).  Heart is like crystal .. Preserve it.

             LOVE is like perfume.. Spread it

             Feelings are like flood, Flow it

             Friendship is like 1 umbrella.. CUM Lets SHARE IT

20).  "C" program 2 compare d hearts of 2 frnds.

            #include

            main()

            ?(

           int Me=frnd;

          While(i=ur frnd)

          Scanf(heart);

          printf("v r great friends");

21). Are we friends* *or are we not?* *You told me once* *But I forgot* *

           Tell me now* *and tell me true* *so I can say* *I'm here for you* *

           Of all the friends I've ever met* *Your the one I won't forget* *

          And if I die* *before you do* *I'll go to heaven* *And wait for you* *

        I'll give the angels* * back their wings* *And risk the loss* *Of everything* *

        Just to prove* *My friendship is true* *To have a friend just like you* *

22).  A big HELLO 2 my

             sweet loving

            sugar coated

            choco mallow

            milky shaky

            HONEY dipped

            cheez melting

            orange Juicy

            mozzarela peproni

            spicy FRIEND.

23).  Age appears 2 be best in some things.

            Old Wood, Best 2 burn.

            Old Books, Best 2 read.

           Old Wine, Best 2 Drink

           & Old Friends, Best 2 Keep!-Like U.

24).   u knw wt?

             i Lyk U!

             u knw y?

             coz ur d"BEST

             u knw hw?

             in ur own simple ways, ur makin me feel spcial

            u knw wen?

            since d day we bcme

            frnds.....

25). Zindagi ki Rahon mein Tumhe jo Gham milenge, mere Hoslon se kam milenge,

            jab khud ko Tanha pao kabhi, Kasam Dosti ki bas Yaad karna aur samne Hum Milenge.

26).   We WIN

              and LOSE

              things

              everyday.

               But

              trust me

              on one

             thing:

              You

             will

            NEVER

           lose

              |

           ME!

             !

             !

            I

           will ALWAYS

          be there.

          As a friend...

          forever...

27). True Friends r like mornings, u can't have thm the whole day,

             but u can be sure thy will be thre whn u wake up tomorrow, nxt week, nxt year, forvr..

28). Teri dosti ne bahut kuch sikha diya, meri khamosh duniya ko jaise hasla diya,

           karz dar hu mein khuda ka, jisne mujhe tum Jaise dost Se Mila Diya.

29).  Love is not only made for lovers; its also for friends who luv each other better than lovers.

30).  Friendship is like standing on wet cement..

            The

             longer

            you

           stay,

           the

           harder

          it is to

           leave,

           &

           you can

           never

           go

          without

          leaving

          your footprints

          behind..

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31).    If

              I dies

              & gO 2

              heaven

             & GOD

             aSks me

             wAts my

            laSt wiSh

            i'll

            pAuse

            4 a

            wHile

             2

            luk

            4

             U

              &

           weN

          i see U

           cRyiNg

              i

             wUd

            sAy,

          "LORD, give me a minute 2 hug my FRIEND"

32). Aap ne apni aankhon me Noor chupa rakha hai, Hosh walon ko Diwana Bana  Rakha hai, Naz kaise na karu Aapki Dosti par, Mujh jaise Nachiz ko "KHAAS" Bana Rakha Hai..

33). As precious as u r 2 me, as precious no1 can ever be, I know all friends r   hard 2 choose,but only u would be hard 2 loose..

34).   Our friendship is like playing on a see saw. Not only bcoz its always fun to be with you,but also bcoz i wont mind going down to see you rise.

35). I GoT a BoX & i KeeP aLL mY FReNZ NaMeS iNSiDe...

            SoMeoNe SaW iT & aSKED me WHeRe's UrS, & i ReaLiSeD...OoPs...i LeFt uRS IN mY HeaRT..

36).   Sky is 4 u land is for me, air is 4 u water is 4 me, Smile is 4 u happiness is 4 me,Love is 4 u friendship is 4 me, World is 4 u & U r for me...

37).  It takes half our life to find true friends & half to keep them.I m lucky to spent less than half of my life finding u & wish to spent the rest keeping u.

38).  1 stone is enough 2 break a glass! 1 sentence is enough to break a heart!

            1 second is enough to fall in love & 1 friend like U is enough to live a Life !!

39).  Friendship is a sim which has no activation charges,

           free incoming and outgoing with roaming all over the world and its validity never ends..

40).  Zindagi kisi ki amaanat nahi hoti, amaanat mein kabhi khiyanat nahi hoti,

              DIL ko sambhalkar rakhna mere dost kyunke, mere DOSTI ki kaid mein zamanat nahi hoti..

41).   Shikwe bhi honge humse, shikayatein bhi hongi humse, par doston se gila nahi karte, achhe nahi bure sahi par hum jaise dost mila nahi karte.

42).   Kab tut jaye kasam hi to hai, kab badal jaye nazar hi to hai,

             tu mere saath ki aadat mat dalna aay dost . Kab bichad jaye safar hi to hai.

43).   One Advise

             Take Care

             One Request

             Dnt 4get me

              One Wish

              Enjoy life

              One lie

              I-Hate-U

              One Fact

              I-Miss-U

44).  Jab i ne U se pyaar kiya
             to night ko sleeping chor diya
             tere face ki gentle beauty ne
              mere kind heart ko phor diya

45).  What's Sweet But Not Honey;

             Precious But Not Money;

             Bright But Not Sunshine;

            Improves With Time But Not Wine!

            Give up? It's .. Apni Yaari!

            Yaar...

 46).    The NOMINEES

               4 best friend r ..

                U

               only u

               just u

               u n only u ! Yoouu!@

               U

              U

              & d winner is

             Me!

             Coz i have u!!!

47).  NOBODY like U,

        NOBODY cares for U,

        NOBODY misses U,

        NOBODY wants to see U good,

        NOBODY is Ur best friend,

        NOBODY is happy with U,

       ...Dont cry!!! My name is NOBODY.

48). Khuda aap jaisa cute friend koi aur na banaye.. ek cartoon jo mere  paas hai,

            kahin common na ho jaye...

49).  Arz kiya hai.....
            Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai
             wah wah! wah wah!
           Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai
            khafa ho humse ya balance kam hai? 
            ha ha ha ha.....

50).  Hasna hamara kisi ko gawara nahi hota,har musafir zindagi ka sahara nahi hota,milte hai bahot log is tanha zindagi mein,par koi dost tumsa pyara nahi hota.

51).  I like u itna...U like me jitna...I like u tab tak...U like me jab tak...U love me kab tak...I love u marte dum tak

52).  Luv is unstoppable, lov is unimaginable, lov is emotional, lov is desire, lov is destiny, lov is joy, but a frnd like u is 1% more than lov.

53).  A big hello to my..

        Sweet..

        Twin Sugar Coated.. Choco Milk shaky..

        Honey dipped..

        Cheese meltin..

        Orange juicy..

        Icy peanut

        butter frnd

54).  Good frnds r difficult 2 find especially... SOMEONE...

        as "SWEET"

        as "Original"

        as "CUTE" &

        as "Intelligent"

        as ME.

55). Har koi pyar ke liye rota hai, Har koi pyar ke liye tadapta hai,Mere pyar ko galat mat samajna? Pyar to "DOSTI" main bhi hota hai..

56).  If you need advice, text me... If you need a friend, call me... If you need me, come to me... If you need money... ........... THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!

57). Frnds r not like clothes that u can change anytime but good friends such as u r like JEANS.. Older it gets the better it fits.

58).  Sacrifice is something 4 a frnd but never sacrifice a frnd 4 something as something will leave u in life

but a frnd will live 4 u.

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59).   9

        lessons

         in

           LIFE:

           learn

         2

             CARE

         learn

           2

        SMILE

        learn

           2

         CRY

         learn

           2

          GIVE

           learn

          2

       4GIVE

         learn

          2

        SHARE

          learn

          2

           TRUST

           learn

           2 LUV

           &

            learn

            2

          SMS me daily.

60).   Keep the lamp of FRIENDSHIP burning with oil of LOVE bcoz Sun rises in east & sets in west

but friendship rise in HEART & sets after DEATH.

61).  Painting is a feeling never spoil it, face is a book try 2 read it,  friendship is like a mirror never break it.

62).  If u r feeling lonely dial 0321, if u miss me dial 696,if u remember me dial 23, if u want me dial 21,

         Phir "Call" daba aur baat kar !!!

63).  Please remind me 2 remind u about reminding me 2 send u this reminder that reminds me of reminding u that i am always yours. DONT 4GET!

64).  My friendship is like an onion which has many layers on it. It will add taste in ur life.

But if you try to cut it. You will have tears in your EYES.

65).   If ThE OnLy WaY tO SeE u Is In ThE DrEaMz tHeN i M rEaDy To SLeep foReVeR

66).   LISTEN & SILENT r 2 words with same alphabets but 4 me they also mean the same..coz i can LISTEN 2u even when u r SILENT. This is our Friendship.

67).   Friendship is like a rubber band, flexible. U can stretch it as u want,but dont leave it aftr stretching.... It hurts a lot....

68).   A lot of people will walk in and out of your life but only true friends will leave foot prints in your heart...

 

69).   C.L.I.C.K.:

              C=Can't live without u.

              L=Like u.

              I=I miss u.

              C=Care for u.

              K=kyunki U R MY BEST FRIEND

              So, When u miss me just say "CLICK"...

70).  I m thankful to u, coz I met u as a stranger, u took me as a friend, I hope to meet u in heaven, where friendship never ends.

71).  I met JOY & HAPPINESS they needed a permanent place 2 stay, so i gave ur address.

Hope they reach u safely, I pray they stay with u forever.

72).  Teri ulfat ko kabhi nakam na hone denge
             Teri DOSTI ko kabhi badnam na hone dnge
             Meri zindagi me Suraj nikle na nikle
             Teri zindagi me kabhi sham hone na denge

73).  Friendship is a relation, with no charges of ACTIVATION, Free INCOMING, Free OUTGOING,

with ROAMING Facility, all over the world... And 100% talk time FREE!

 

74).  FRIENDSHIP IS

           Vast like "Universe"

           Deep Like "Ocean"

              High Like "Sky"

              Strong Like "Iron"

              Kind Like "Mother"

              Sweet Like "HUM" AND

               Cute Like "TUM".

75).   No word is as beautiful as friend & no friend is as wonderful as U.

A friend is sweet when is new, is sweeter when is true- Is sweetest when it's u.

76).   I m sorry but i dont wanna talk to you anymore. Good Bye 4ever.

              My Doctor says i should avoid SWEET stuff...

             and YOU are one of d sweetest person i know!

77).  kaun jane kab maut ka paigam aa jaye,

              zindagi ki akhari sham aa jaye,

             hum toh dhundte hain waqt aisa jab,

             hamari zindagi apke kam aa jaye..

78).  Sabse intelligent kaun:TUM,

             sabse smart kaun:TUM,

             sabse strong kaun:TUM,

             in sab me TUMsa zyada koun:HUM,

             lekin duniya me sabse acche dost koun: HUM TUM..

 

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Love SMS

1).  111111111111112222222222222233333333333333
       444444444444445555555555555566666666666
       777777777777778888888888888899999999999999
       Ad each row with EACH OTHER,what ever the TOTAL comes,
       That much HOW I NEED U,I THINK BOUT U, n I LOVE U...!!!
       n HOPE U FEEL THE SAME...!!!

2).   1-4-3 Numerically saying I Miss You but what if I ask u 2-3-4-2-3 same as Do You miss me too hope u answer me 3-1-2 Yes I Do....

3).  Close ur eyes ....,Relax ur body.... and stop breathing as long as U can...Now breath...I miss u as much as u missed the air....

4).  Mausam ki nazakat hai,Hasraton ne pukara hai..Kaise kahe ki kitna miss karte hain Aap ko,Yeh SMS usi yaad ka ek ishara hai..

5). If a smile could be a rain drop i would wish that it keeps raining throughout ur life so that there may be no place for tears in ur life.

6). V smile at whom V Like,
       V cry for whom V care,
       V laugh with whom we enjoy,
       and V become angry with whom we feel is our own...
       That's Friendship...
       That's Love...

7).  The smallest word is I, the sweetest word is Love and the dearest person in the world is you. thats why I Love You :)

8).  aansu mein naa dhundhna hamein, hum tumhe aankhon mein mil jaayenge,tamanna ho agar milne ki to band aankhon se bhi nazar aaenge.

9).  Without ur SMS days are like- MOANDAY TEARSDAY WASTEDAY THIRSTDAY FRIGHTDAY SHATTERDAY & SADDAY So SMS me everyday!!!!

10).  If U like me ya hate me both is advantageous & beneficial to me!!!Bcoz if u like me Ill be in ur heart & if U hate me Ill be in ur mind....

11).  Zindagi ek saza si ho gai hai,Gam ke saaye mein is kadar kho gayi hai. Tum kar do ek SMS ye guzaraish hai meri,Tumhare SMS ki aadat si ho gai hai....!!!

12). Dil se hum dillagi kiya nahi karte,Yeh dil kisi ko diya nahi karte.Dil ko aapka Mobile Number pasand aa gaya,warna Hum kisi ko itne SMS kiya nahi karte....

13).  A raindrop may luk 2 smal 2 eyes bt sumwhere a thirsty flower await its fall. A small sms may seem 2 smal 2 u but sumwhere a heart remembers u when it receives your sms. Keep SMS'ing

14).  SORRY.... SORRY.... SORRY.....SORRY....Dont get confused ,Arey Baba SORRY means: S-Some,O-One Is,R-Really,R-Rememberinhg Y-You.....Have A wonderful day...

15).  L%k out$ide,it$ $o plea$ent* MOON $miling 4 U* Tree$ dancing 4 U* $tars $inging 4 U* $ky praying 4 U* Cloud$ l%king 4 U* & ME mi$$ing & waiting 4 ur msg or call.

16).  How Much Love In Your Heart....? CHOOOOOSE... 100 % ( Call Me) 50 % ( Sms Me ) 25 % ( Only A Ring) 0 % NO Answer) Regards !!!!!

17).   Doctors prescription 4 u...A cute little smile 4 breakfast,More laughs 4 lunch,
           And lots of happiness 4 dinner...Doctor's fees?A SMS whenever u r free....

18).   Nazar andaz kaise kare AAPKO,
            Nazare me bithaya hai AAPKO,
           AAPKI Yaad Aayegi to Bahenge Aanshu,
           Magar hum Royenge bhi Nahi,
          kyunki palke chubhengi AAPKO....!

19). ()__()
        ( . ) _, ),
        =(,,)=()=:,
      ,(s) t_!_J -;)
      this rose is Heavy coz Itz Filled with all My Luv for a SWEET HEART..... like U.

20).  DIL SE TERA KHAYAAL NA JAYE TO KYA KARU? TU HI BATA TU YAAD  AAYE TO KYA KARU? HASRAT YE HAI KI EK NAZAR TUZE DEKH LU, MAGAR  KISMAT WO LAMHA NA LAYE TO KYA KARU?

21).  Hearts change,i know they do... but this heart will always belong to u...hearts hurt, i know they do... but this heart hurts more without you.....

22).  Message: * some text missing* Sender:* Name Missing * *Number Missing *Sent: * Date missing * Missing U a lot thats y everything is missing....

23).  Ga saku apka nagma wo saaz
           kaha se lau,
           suna Saku Kuch aapko,
           wo andaz kahase Lau,
           Yu to Chaand taroki tarif karna aasan hai,,
           Kar saku aapki tarif wo alfaz kahase lau...

24).  LeT
            Me
            ShOw
            YoU
 
            tHe
            BeSt
            PiCture
     
            iN
           tHe WoRLd...
   
           ()""""()()""""()
           ( ,'o' ) ( ,'o' ) 
           (,) (,)  (,) (,)
           HUM TUM

25).  Ajnabi galiyon se hum gujra nahi karte,
           Dard-e-dil liya aur diya nahi karte,
           Ye pyaar ka rishta sirf Tum se hai,
           warna itne SMS hum kisiko kiya nahi karte...

26).  ,*,
          (,' ') hi!
       ()==('')

           ,*,
         ( '.') I just
       ()==)>
 
         ,*,   cant
       ('.'  ) miss
     ()==)> 2 say

        H E
          L
           L O
 
         Hello 2 U!

27).    |''''V''''|  r
             |    |v| | |   ("" (""
            |....|  |..| | ...)   ...) U
              always
             In whatever u do....
            Remember that someone over here
            is thinking of U...

28).  It's difficult to find someone like U,
           its like opening a 100 shells under the sea to find 1 pearl.
          But finding U makesthe dive worthwhile!

29).  Saw my msg?
           n0???
           n0w, can u?
           still can't??
          c0z n0 wORds
         can x-press how special u are!

30).  Bhul se kabhi hame bhi yaad kiya karo,
           Pyar nahi to shikayat kiya karo,
           itna bhi gair na samjho ki baat hi na kiya karo,
           phone nahi to sms hi kiya karo!

31).  Unse Roj milne ko dil chahta hai,
          kuch sunane aur sunane ko dil chahta hai,
          Tha kisi ke manane ka andaz aisa ki,
          first ruth jane ko dil chahta hai...

32). Look I care 4u so much that I even built a Taj Mahal 4u.

                 ! !                      ! !
               (    )         ,c        (    )
               l:':l         (  )       l: :l
              l:':l .:::!!!!!!!:::::: .l:':l
             l:':l .l l..:''''''':..l l. l:':l

33).   Every second God remembers you,
            Every minute God bless you,
           Every hour God cares for you because...
          Every day I pray God to take care of U.

34).  I am gonna write on all bricks , "I MISS U " and wish one fall on your head....so that u'll come 2 know how it hurts when u miss someone .

35). Someone Remembers, Somebody Cares, YOUR Name Is Whispered In Somebody"s Prayers, Keep The Bright Hope Of Sunshine In View, Someone Is Warmly Thinking Of You

36).  Ae barishzara tham ke baras,
           jab mera yaaar aa jaye to jam ke baras,
          pehle se aur ziada baras ki woh aa na sake,
         phir itna baras ki wo jaa na sake...

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37).  Love is like a bird,
           if u hold it tightly it dies,
          if u hold it slightly, it flies,
         plz take good care of it...
        Don't Luv 1, dont' luv 2,
        but Luv the 1 who Luvs u.

38).   Take my hand And lead me from this place...
            Chase away my doubts and fears,
            Wipe the tears from off my face...
            I can't stand alone.
           I need your hand to hold 

39). _l''l________
        --/ l__l  Delivery
     |     |     ________
       L(o)__l___(o)__|   

     This van is loaded with
      LOVE n CARE,
    Wishing U and your family

40). Heart is like a crystal, preserve it. Love is like perfume, spread it. Feelings are like flood, flow it. Friendship is like an umbrella, come lets share it.

41).  Every life in this world has been painted by God's own hands,That's why I am thankful God,coz when he painted my life he included a lovely color that is U..!!.!!.

42).  do not think of me...i m in ur eyes...in ur mind...in ur heart...in ur soul...everywhere...ever if u want me..just close ur eyes and listen i m saying.." i miss u"..

43). Relationship
          is
         like
         a Garden.
 
        It's beautiful when
        watered with...
 
        love,
        hugs,
        tears &
       cheers.

        But it
        dries up
         if left
         untouched...
 
           so pls
         keep in touch...

44).  aabe o burai ke rasgulle,
           pap ki barfi, bewafai ke laddu,
          matlabi chuski, badmashi ke pedhe,
          jhoot ke kalakand ...
 
         Tu bada hi sweet hai re....

45).  Sumtimes I 4get 2say Hi,
           Sumtimes I miss 2reply,
          Sumtimes my msg doesn't reach u,
         But it doesnt mean I 4get u, bcoz. ur 1of a kind and always in my mind

46). 

 .**.        .**.
§ .. §     § . .   §
( ._. )   (  ._.   )
>==<    >==<

.///. ,   **,
§_ _§ , , §
(._.  ( ._. ).
(___3£_J

Le ek JHAPPEE

Tere ko diya aab to Has na yaar...

47).  Hum Kabhi Tumse Khafa ho nahi sakte,
           wada kiya hai to bewafa ho nahi sakte,
           aap bhale hi hume bhulakar sooo jao,
          magar hum aapko yaad kiye bina sooo nahi sakte.

48).  You must be a thief because you have stolen my heart and,
must be a bad shooter because I always keep missing you!

49).  _________ U've
           !'--.___.--'! got a
          i________i CARD.
                 Open it...
 
          §«§«§«§«§«§«§«§«
         §         I           §
        §       Love         §
       §       You          §
       §«§«§«§«§«§«§«§«

50).Luv hurts when u break up with someone,
        Luv hurts even more when she breaks up with u,
        but Luv hurts d most when u not able to tell d the person whom u Love.

51). Give "LAUGH" 2 all
         But "SMILE" 2 1
 
         Give "CHEEKS" 2 all
         But "LIPS" 2 1
 
         Give "LOVE" 2 all
         But "HEART" 2 1

         Let Everybody "LOVE" u
         But U "LOVE" 1

52).

,,*,,*,
# . . # Sendin u
( ._. )
> <
,,*,,*,
# . . # a gr8
( _ )
> <
,,*,,*,
# . . # big kiss...
( ._. )
> <
,,*,,*,
# -.- #
( o ) mwah!
> <

53). Take my eyes but let me see U...Take my mind but let me Think about U...Take my Hand but let me Touch U...But don't try to take my Heart coz its already with U....

54). My eyes Miss U, My Feeling Love U, My hand Need U, My Mind Call U, My heart just 4 U. I will Die without U, Bcoz I Love U.

55). 

()".."()
(  , o  ) WHAT R
(_3E_) Doing?

()"" ..() LET
(""( ,o ) ME C...
    ( E.)

()".."()
( ("") )
( v e _)
Aaila! Thinking of me!
Choo Chweet!


56).  BEAUTY doesn't make love but love makes BEAUTY ;
           BREAK everything but never BREAK the HEART;
           hEART is the music, PLAY it but never play WITH it.

57).  U may b out of my NAZAR, but u not out of my DIL, u may b out of my POHACH(reach) but u not out of my SOCH. I may b KUCH BI NAHIN 2 u. But u’ll always b SAB KUCH 2 me!!

58).  Some people have nice eyes, Some have nice smiles & others have nice faces.. But You have all of them with a nice HEART…

59).  Hi Moon!!!Dim Ur light...Hello Wind!!!Breeze Soft...Hi Flower!!!Blossom Slowly.Hello Earth!!!Spin Gently....'coz My sweet friend is going to sleep....Good Night.....

60). One Stone is Enough to break a Glass..... One sentence is Enough to break a heart....... One Second is Enough to fall In Love ... and .... One Love is Enough to make worse a whole Life!

61). Simple Bye makes us cry,
         Simple joke makes us Laugh,
         Simple care makes us fall in Luv,
         Simple Touch makes us feel better,
         But i hope my simple MSG makes u smile!

62). Suraj pass ho na ho, Roshni aaspas rehti hai, Chand paas ho na ho, Chandini aaspas rehti hai, Waise hi aap pas ho na ho, aapki Yaadein hamesha paas rehti hai!

 63). Mausam ki bahaar acchi ho, phoolo ki kaliya kacchi ho, hamari ye rishtey sacche ho, Aay Rab, tujh bas ek dua hai ke mere pyar ki har subhah acchi ho

64).   One tree can start a forest, One smile can start a relationship, One touch can show luv & care & One person like U can make life worth living... God Bless U dear!

65). Do u know abt d things which live after death??
         Eyes- 31mins
        Brain - 10 mins
         legs - 4 hrs
        Skin - 5 days
      Heart - 10 mins
       Bones - 30 days
     LOVE - FOREVER

66).  when things go wrong

           When sadness fills your heart

           When tears flow in your eyes

           Always remember 3 things

         1) God

         2)your Parents

               &

          3)My sweet prayers .......:)

67).   Dil mein ek shor ho raha hai, bina SMS dil bore ho raha hai,
Kahin aisa tho nahin ke ek pyara sa dost, mujhse door ho raha hai

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Funny SMS

 

 

Hum aapke ghar zaroor aayenge,Har pal aayenge,Har waqt aayenge,Har ghante aayenge,Din-raat aayenge,Aur ghanti bajakar bhaag jayenge.

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Close ur eyes & imagine:Chand ka bed,Taron ki razai aur phoolon ka takiya!!!Nice na??Now come back to earth & sleep on ur bed...Good Night....

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kya meri nak tedi hai. ankhen mendki jesi hai. surat se besharm lagta hoon, pagal hoon akal nahi mujhe... phir kise ne aisa kiyo kaha meri surat tumse milte hai.............?

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EK KABOOTAR ITNA UDA,ITNA UDA,ITNA UDA,BAHUT UPER GAYA, ITNA UDA, ITNA UDA, BAS AB NAHI DIKH RAHA , AB SOJAO KAL DOONDENGE.

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L o n g t i m e a g o... o n l y idiots used... to read my S M S. And, t o d a y, the history continues....

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Aapko...hum sirf aapko aur aapko are aapko haan haan aapko ,baba aapko aapko only aapko aur kisi ko nahi bas aapko hamesha tang karenge......

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 =o00o====o00o=
     /  /  ,* * *.  /   /
     !  '  (  o o  )   /
       ') (  --  )   /
Aahh...! I'm wondering
why I dnt hav msg frm u!

Ur Up there again!
Come down n msg me..

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Open with Love...

main tumse kuch
kahana chahata hu,

wahi baat jo dil
ko chu jaye,

wahi pyar ke 3
akshar,

"PAKISTAN ZINDA BAAD"

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DREAM
makes all things
Possible,HOPES
makes all things
work,LOVE
makes all things
beautiful,SMILE
makes all the
above work
possible

So

ALWAYS BRUSH UR TEETH!

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Allah ke
naam pe,
maula ke
naam pe,
Tere biwi bacchon ke
naam pe,

Koi mere is msg
padne wale dost ko paise dedo,

yeh mujhe msg
nahi karta.

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Aaj kal dil kar
raha hai ki main

tumhe

kabhi bhi mauka
milte hi
sabke samne
ek
k

ki
kis
kiss
kissa sunau
Doun..:P

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ku kata ka ka ku
ku ke ki ki ka ga
ga gi gu kaka ki
ki ki ka

Congratulations!
U have successfully
learnt

the monkey's language.
Come to Collect ur banana.

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Good looks catch the eyes,
but Good Personality catches the heart.
You are blessed with both!
FLATTERED???
Don't Be!!! It was sent to ME, and I just wanted you to read it...

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From Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec,
From birth till my death,
my feelings 4 u have never changed.
For me, you've always been
..........a headache!

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I cannot hide this from u any more.
I don't want 2 hurt u
and I feel it's best if I tell u,
before you hear it from someone else

............

............

............

Potato Prices Have Gone Up !

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I chased love i found friendship,i chased desires i found hopes, i chased reality i found dreams,i chased a monkey and i found you.

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Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...
Without
Information
Fighting
Everytime!

WIFE says.. No, it means
With
Idiot
for
Ever

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You are ABCDEFGHIJK!
(Read on)
A - Attractive
B - Beautiful
C - Cute
D - Dazzling
E - Excellent
F - Funny
G - Great
H - Hot
I J K-
I am Just Kidding!!

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Message na karke dil tod diya mera,Ab mobile dafna dena,Kafan na mile to apna rumal udha dena,Koi pooche ki rog kya tha To nazare jhuka ke apni Kanjoosi bata dena....

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Cheese is Cheese
Butter is butter
if u 4get me
i will throw u in
*-*-*-*-*-*-*
* G U T T E R *
*-*-*-*-*-*-*

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Why did
God Create

'U' before
Me....?

Ans: B'cause
he wanted to Create
a 'SAMPLE',

Be4 Creating A
*Master-Piece*

Ha! Ha! Ha!

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If u Read This,

I'm SmArT.

If u Save This,

U Agree I'm SmArT.

If u 4ward This,

Ur Spraeding Tht I'm SmArT..

n if u Del This,

U'r Jealous
"B'cos I'm SmArT"

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SMS

BHEJO

WARNA



"r--._,---------.
"_, .c-.------"""
/   i--"          
C__J   YE DEKHA?
HAI NA? PURI 6 KI 6 UTARU KYA BHEJE MEin?

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I wrote, ur name on da sand n it got washed away,

I wrote ur name in da air n it got blown away,

II wrote ur name on my heart n....

I got a HEART

ATTACK!

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I m at police station. The police caught me & filed a case against me of POSSESSION OF GOOD LOOKS" . i M DOOMED, Need some ugly MOnkey 2 bail me out , Where r u?

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when i call u,one ring means I m missing u,2 ring means,i like u,3 ring means i m thinking of u,4 ring means i need u,5 ring means.....IDIOT PHONE UTHA.

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Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?.... It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins !

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Mere Kitne SMS mile?
Bahut saare?
Aur tune kitne bheje? Ek bhi nahi!
Haaak Thu: Ab tak bahut SMS khaye - Ab Goli Kha - DHISHKYOUN!

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yaar ne dil ka haal batana chod diya,

humne bhi gehrei main jani chod diya,

aap ne SMS karna kya band kiya,

humne mobile charge karna chod diya!

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Dil ka dard dil torne waley kiya jaaney,
Pyar ke rivajon ko zamana kiya jaaney,
Hoti hai kitni takleef larki ko pataney main,
Ye ghar pe baitha larki ka baap kiya jaaney

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Un ki gali ke chakkar kaat kaat kar,
Kutte bhi hamare yaar ho gaey,
Woh to hamare ho na sakey,
Hum kutton ke sardar ho gaey.

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duniya main aaye ho tho aisa kam karo kadar dan,

duniya main aaye ho tho aisa kam karo kadar dan,

ke jis gali se bhi guzro awaz aaye aba jan aba janm

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TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,****RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,****PEPSI ka cr8 ho,****ANDE ka oml8 ho,****SMS KARNE ME bade le8 ho,****JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,****KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho...!

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Bottle main Pepsi say zyaada....used Socks main smell say bhi
zyaadaa.... Adnan Sami main charbi say zyaada... Mithai main sweet
say zyaada...Pakistan main coruption say zzyaada...
I LOV U

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3 monkeys escaped from the zoo....
One was caught watching TV....
Another playing football...
and the third one........
----
---
---









No its not you...
Why do u always think u r a monkey??:))

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Khuda kare tera mobile kho jaye.
Mile mujhe aur mera ho jaye.
Karu SMS ladkion ko naam tera aye.
Maar tujhe pade aur kaleja mera thanda ho jae.

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Har Karz dosti ka ada kon karega, Jab hum na rahe to dosti kon karega, ae khuda mere dosto ko salamat rakhna, Warna meri shaadi mein dance kon karega?  

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Press down

again

again..

please once more

 sorry again 6 times more

 oh! Again 1 more

 Aur koi kaam dhanda nahi hai kya... :P

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Apke sar pe seeng hai kya?

dekho to phir se dekh to Nahi hai ?

sachmuch nahi hai? koi baat nahi GADHE ke bhi nahi hote..

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Apko kya pata hum aapko kitne yaad karte hian.

.har pal tumhari fariyad karte hain..

roj khat likhte hain cartoon network ko..

aapko dikhane ki mang karte hain..

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Hasti thi hasaati thi,

 Baalon ko lehrati thi,

 kuch soch kar sharmati thi,

 phir kuch soch ke muskurati thi....

AAJ PATA CHALA - SALI PAGAL THI !!!

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Chand pe Kaali Ghata Chai to hogi,

 Sitaron ko bhi Muskurahat Aaee to hogi,

Tum Lakh Chupao Dunia se,

 magar Akele me tumhe apni shakal pe hansi aaee to hogi...

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Jab tum aine ke paas jate ho to aina kehta hai beautiful beautiful" aur jab tum aine se dur jate ho to aina kahata hai " aprilfool, aprilfool "

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All flowers dont represent love but rose did it.

 All animals cannot speak but parrot did it.

 all donkeys cannot read but u did it!

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Bahut door rehkar bhi dil ke paas lagte ho,

 nazaron se door rahkar bhi khas lagte ho,

 doosron ke diye SMS bhejte ho aur khud ko bahut SMART samajhte ho?

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Jaat riding a cycle, hits a Girl.

Girl:Ghanti nahin mari jaati kya?

 Jaat: Re bawli ?!! Poori cycle maar di, aab ghanti alag se maaru ke ?

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Ek aadmi Malang se bola,

 meri Wife mujhe bahut pareshan karti hai, koi hal batao.

Malang bola, mere paas  hota to main Malang kyun banta ?

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"A" ki Biwi "B",
"B" ki Bhabhi "C",
"C" ki beti "V",
"V" ka dada "G"
"G" ki biwi "K",
"K" ki beti "T",

To batao 'A" or "T" ka kya rishta hua?
Reply only in 2 Minutes...

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Government of Pakistan has introduced a new rule...Good looking people should be thrown out of country!!!

U r safe..

oh! No where should I Hide???

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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha KUCH NAHI TUMAHRI SHAKAL YAAD AAGAYI...:P

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Humne To Socha Tha Ke Har Mod Pe Tume SMS Karenge Par Kya Karein Rasta Hi Sheedha Nikla..

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Salam! zinda ho to 1sms karo, aasmaan pe chale gaye ho to baarish bhejo, Jannat me ho to horain bhejo, aur agar Jahanam me ho to... to....... to.. ENJOY THERE.

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Good Night
Sleep Tight
Sweet Dreams

For what u r pressing button? that's all
Lorie bhi sunau kya?

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U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, and
U R 100% stupid to believe these words...

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Hey
Khuda!
                       
,***,         
   ( c ' ?               
           >-- </")             

Jo log mujhe
sms nahi karte
unka mob. kho jaye!

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Kya kar rahe ho?
Busy ho?

Kitne busy ho?

Thode ho? ki

bahut ho?

Agar thoda
ho to

sms kyo nahi karte ho? aur

agar zyada ho to,
sms kyo padh rahe ho??

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Kya leke aye they,
Kya lekar jaoge,
Mujhe SMS na karke,
Zalim kitne Paise Bachaoge!

Kanjus eke Kanjush....
Kanjus dune Makkhichus...

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Is duniya me 3 tarah k log hi Khushnasib hote hain,
1- wo jinhe saccha pyar milta hai,
2- Jinhe Accha yaar milta hai,
aur
3- Jinhe mera SMS bar bar milta hai...

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one day u'll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U.
U & ME laughing,
U & ME crying,
U & ME dreaming,
U & ME holding on,
U & ME...just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.

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Aey Mere
SMS

Mere Dost ke Pass Jana...

Agar wo so Raha ho to
Shor Mat Machana,

Jab WO jage to Dhire Se
'MuskaranA'

Fir Kehna
"KANJUS"

SMS Karo!

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Taste dis SMS Did u feel da taste of ginger? No? Sure? Well..... BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!!

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Dar dar bhatakte hai arman ki tarah; har koi milta hai anjan ki tarah; In DOSTON se CALL ki aas kya rakhni; yeh to SMS bhi bhejte hai aehsaan ki tarah.

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Tu chand mange me chand dedu, tu raat mange me raat dedu, tu dil mange me dil dedu, tu jaan mange, Bas yaar Bhik mangne ki bhi ek limit hoti hai

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Roses r Red, Violets r Blue, Monkeys like u, should b kept in Zoo. Dont get angry, u will find ME there too, not in the cage, but LAUGHING AT U...

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Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.Sagar se gahara koi nahi. Aab aapki kya tarif karu... Dost me aap jaisa...Nalayak koi nahi!

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Jab ap ne hume dekha tirchi nazar se to hum madhosh ho gaye. jab humein pata chala ke aap dekhte hi tircha hain to hum behosh ho gaye......

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